Thursday 16 October 2014

How come you are better than the kissing Sainsbury's lesbians?

Dear frightened mother and Sainsbury's customer. 
I hope you have got over your obvious initial shock at coming into close contact with actual homosexuals at the weekend. On Coming Out Day too. In Brighton - Britain's gay capital. I wonder why you expressed your disgust at the light peck administered by Annabelle Paige to her girlfriend and why you feared for your children's safety and felt the need to inform the security guard. 
I am sure the security guard must have been confused at first too - especially as she would normally only deal with customers who are actually destroying or stealing property or threatening other customers. 
What did you worry the women would do to your children? Do you worry that all gay people are in fact child molesters? If so, have you informed the relevant authorities? Perhaps you don't believe this, but they are just like anybody else. They have the same hopes, fears, hobbies, issues etc. With one sad exception: They feel the need to, nervously, come out and "confess" to their friends and family that actually, they love people of their own gender. Why are they so worried about disapproval and rejection? Because of people like you. So thank you very much, good job, well done and keep up the good work. 

No comments:

Post a Comment